It's that moment when someone tells you to stick something out but inside your head screams "get the fuck out now, now!"
It's the anticipation after a call is made to late or to many hollow suggestions are heard.
It's a ninth percent chance they are full of shit, yet every girl sits there and tells you to wait it out.
Maybe he is just unorganised? Busy? Out of reception?
Never do they say he is just full of shit.
But let's indulge shall we,
Option A: unorganised:
Will never be on time, never make solid plans or commitments ending in the awkward couple dates when your other half doesn't show no doubt.
Option B: busy:
Sexless, dull nights which result in you buying a cat and taking up knitting, your the perfect spinster in training.
Option C: out if reception:
Refer to option b
Option D: full of shit:
Gtfo and return to a life soaked in vodka, workouts, flings and indulgence.
Which would you take?
Spinster or gtfo

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